First Dog Reportedly Bit Melania During White House Visit

Anonymous sources are reporting that there was an incident during the Trumps' visit to the White House on inauguration day.  Immediately upon entering the White House, Bo, the family dog became agitated and bit the left heal of new First Lady Melania Trump.

According to witnesses, Bo bared his teeth and growled at the first family.  Donald reportedly made a joke about the dog not liking him, and that is when things took a turn for the worse.

Bo charged at Melania, who stumbled back into the door, and before anyone could come to her defense, the hound bit the back of her leg, and she cried out, "to boli!" which is Slovenian for "that hurts!"

President Obama promptly spanked the dog with his hand to get him to stop, but man's best friend nipped at his master as well.  A secret service agent stepped in and grabbed the neck of the fierce-some fido and issued a command to control the dog.

by: Bruce LeeRoy